
a⋅syn⋅chro⋅nous
–adjective
1. not occurring at the same time.
2. (of a computer or other electrical machine) having each operation started only after the preceding operation is completed.
3. Computers, Telecommunications. Of or pertaining to operation without the use of fixed time intervals (opposed to Synchronous)
Search Engine Optimization SEO proceeds with routine tasks working on keyword density in page titles, body copy, alt text and links. SEO doctors review sites looking for typical flaws. This approach makes sense to humans, but what meaning does any human activity have for search engine spiders. Search engine spiders are bits of code sent out to understand the web. These spiders are on an infinite loop. Every millisecond something changes somewhere in the world. Search engines understand things site creators don’t. The web in toto can’t be categorized, at least not in any meaningful way. This realization led brilliant quants to think hard about what could be known. Predictable patterns was their answer.
Ever read Isaac Asimov's sci-fi classic Foundation Series? You should because every book in Foundation is an amazing read. Asimov’s “Psychohistory” is as close to understanding how our search engine fueled world works to anything I can think of except Stephen Hawking and I don’t really understand Hawking. I understand THAT I don’t understand Hawking. Asimov’s psychohistory says the path of an individual man’s life can’t be known, but man’s macro future is knowable, an extractable mathematical certainty give or take a few points of standard deviation. Knowing man’s future without knowing your own causes interesting ethical dilemmas in Asimov’s Foundation series.
Is psychohistory here now? Not yet, but how can Asimov help us tune our sites better? How can we understand what search engines want? Should we care? One problem is assuming search engines have a soul. They don’t. Their job is a constant search, categorize, search, categorize infinite loop. Humans tend to see patterns where none exist. Read Taleb’s Black Swan or think about how you react to random events. You pan for meaning. We all do. It is natural human tendency to search for a ghost in the machine. Google’s ghost is unknowable. Too many variables firing too fast means math necessary to trap it, to trick it is much greater than any benefit such a traps could generate. This wasn’t always the case. Black Hat SEO, in the old days, used Google’s math against it.
There were fewer variables inside of Google’s religious algorithm and outside in the web. Variables could be cornered and made to serve black hat masters for a little bit. Cornering a search engine spider is akin to knowing the future of an individual. This power is too God-like. Psychohistory depends on absolute mystery of any individuals life's path even as macro tendencies, emergent human flocking behaviors, become better understood. With every keyword entered, search done and result set sent a little bit of man’s mystery falls away. Currently we are willing to make this trade. As guitarist Jack White says, “technology is a destroyer of emotion and truth, sure it gets you home faster but ease of use should be fought by any creative pursuit” in the excellent movie It Might Get Loud.
Enter Asynchronous SEO
I started experimenting with asynchronous SEO several years ago. One night on a whim I spent the better part of a night looking for meaningful phrases with no Google documents returned. Yes, in answer to your hidden question, I have NO LIFE (LOL). Standard English keywords I typed generated more documents returned. Understand the true meaning of this statement. Web sites cluster around meaningful poles, a.k.a. keywords. I thought of popular keywords as synchronous communication, as "in phase". In phase communication wasn’t the purpose of my exercise. I was looking for how a search engine would respond to a surrealist breaks. I wanted to see how math would wrap around something roughly the equivalent of a word game surrealist used to play. They would cut out words form a newspaper, place words in a paper bag and randomly draw them to tell a story. Randomness inside of intelligent context can create serendipity. Jung called these relationships synchronicity (read SEO Synchronicity), or “meaningful coincidence”. I created the phrase “Earlip Fantasy” with only a single document returned. There are earlips and there are fantasies, but these two concepts were combined on Google for the first time in a meaningful way by my post about the search for meaningful coincidence within Google. Fantasy became search engine realty at least for a little while.
I blogged about Earlip Fantasy and went to bed after a long night. By the next morning there was over twenty documents returned on “earlip fantasy”. Google was struggling to find relevant responses to a term without any relevance. By the second day Google returned over 100 documents for Earlip Fantasy. We reached the top of the mountain quickly. By the end of the first week there were 300 documents returned and an Amazon ad asking if I wanted to buy books on Earlip Fantasy. Amazon's algorithm is just about as good as Google's. Amazon, one could argue, is as much search engine as store.
Surrealist fantasy became commercial reality. ScentTrail owned the most relevant content for Earlip Fantasy so it appeared first in Google’s organic search. Earlip Fantasy is off the beaten track enough it couldn’t create sustainable buzz. After about a month Google dropped back to under 100 documents returned for “earlip fantasy”. If you are in marketing hairs on the back of your neck should be standing at attention. Marketing types rarely like to do things in regular ways. Born rebels constantly trying to be a pain in any system’s royal backside, marketers survive by breaking trends. This tendency is Darwinian. Marketing pros get paid for cutting through clutter, to get products and brands noticed and purchased. .
If this “swim against the tide” rule was important when I started selling bar soap (1981, read my Death of Procter and Gamble post) then there is no greater survival skill for marketers than the need to be extraordinary and to create magic. Why then do we employ SEO specialists to tune our site so they fit comfortably into the herd? Wouldn’t we be better served with asynchronous SEO ideas and strategies? What happened when I introduced something Google couldn’t understand? Google immediately swarmed the idea and started picking it apart looking for its parts: the earlips and the fantasies. Google’s spiders swarm what they don’t understand. If others find what Google doesn't understand interesting then swarming intensity increases. Links are the currency Google follows to understand if content has external value. If a tree falls in the Google forest and no one links it then Google will care less. Google must know and categorize anything others find interesting NOW, right away, or their reason to be is in question.
I realize Google seems HUGE and powerful. In fact, like all life, Google’s existence is fragile. Google must know what is happening everywhere all the time instantly or risk being bested and become slave instead of master. Google’s genius is its dedication to change. Create an engine to know a thing and irrelevance is assured. Create an engine to understand organic change and relevance increases like Metcalf’s Law to the square of those connected to the network (or search engine). Google’s “give it away free to consumers but charge advertisers” model depends on ever increasing usage. The day, and this day may NEVER come, Google's usage slips 10% the entire model is at risk.
It is hard to explain why this is so. Google is similar to money. Google's main value is not the thing itself. Google is valued at the confidence created from the use of the thing itself. Money is the ultimate confidence game. Money’s intrinsic value is zero, but its extrinsic value is equal to what is printed on the face of a bill and a set point created by the market. You must sense how money’s confidence game is changing. How much cash did you use today? I bet it is half of what you used on the same day last year. Technology is speeding up money’s floating-point math. As we trade bits instead of paper money’s real value floats further and further away from tangible things. Money is a concept, increasingly it is a technological concept. This is why, as we saw with the bank scare recently, money can crash faster and more completely than ever since the Great Depression. The depression destroyed people’s confidence in paper money. The bank crisis destroyed people’s confidence in money’s technological backing. It was as if an enormous flock of geese wheeled and all tried to land simultaneously on the same small pond. Panic set in when it was clear only a few geese would get a place in the pond. Want to see homicidal intent? Threaten money’s confidence by creating the ultimate zero sum game where a few win as most lose and people will kill themselves to protect theirs. Irony is always a BITCH. See the irony here? Any crowd panic inside of a confidence system brings on and accelerates the events scaring peo0le. If everyone tries to get theirs the chance anyone is safe is greatly reduced. Once we agree to confidence systems we are all in this together....literally.
See the CATCH-22? Go with the crowd and you may get something, but chances aren’t great. Swim against the crowd and you may get nothing, but chances are better. Choice is illusion. Change, in any organic system, is the only sure thing. Approaching any change system, an asynchronous system, with ritual and habit is madness. Common madness as it turns out. We all approach asynchronous organic systems (also known as life itself) from synchronous ritual, habits and beliefs. To be honest, I’m not sure how to live an asynchronous world. Creating my little surrealist word experiment took half a day and was exhausting. We tend to live by Newtonian laws where solid apples fall from living trees even as we know at a quantum level even the hardest substances are made of mostly space and Newton’s observable rules break down. We live in the physical "real" world not the quantum.
We must approach SEO from a Newtonian perspective. We tune keywords and meta data because it is something to do, something we understand. Recently I asked our new SEO Manager to reserve 25% of his time for asynchronous experiments. We found a great one today. We decided to take a relevant event, The Winter Olympics, something with a lot of search juice, and write asynchronous riffs mashing existing content. We wrote fictional sports sounding back-stories for all of our products. Writing these 300 to 500 word stories was easy. We mashed up reviews, manufacturer content and fictional stories creating new asynchronous content. We created fifty pages of Earlip Fantasies. The stories are funny enough they should prompt back links. Back links will make Google’s bots work hard to categorize the uncategorizable creating an organic pop…or that is the theory anyway.
If you’ve done asynchronous SEO work please share by commenting on this post or email martinsellingzoe(at)aol.
Thanks,
Martin
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